Definitions by Nick Salve & Mike Lynch

whore-handed 

(adj) anything which is unpleasing or undesirable to a high degree; horrendous.

Yankee Fan 1: "I can't believe the Sox won the series"

Yankee Fan 2: "Yah, that was so whore-handed!"

whore-handed by Nick Salve & Mike Lynch January 1, 2005

jacknaff 

Past tense of the word "Jack Knife". which is when an 18-wheeler cab turns to a 90 degree angle from its trailer.

"That truck totally just Jacknaff!"

jacknaff by Nick Salve & Mike Lynch January 1, 2005