Nick Obsuth's definitions

Fanboy Freakout

When a MALE movie/tv/book/comic/music/etc. fan meets his favorite actor/ director/ author/ musician/ etc. and begins to panic like a small girl when she meets her favorite actor/ director/ author/ musician/etc. , which is to say that he begins screaming/ jumping around/ panicing/ hyperventalating/ crying or any other form of "freaking out"

Hugh Jackman: Hey there, mate. How would you like an autograph?
Fanboy: OHMYGODYOURHUGHJACKMANFROMSUCH MAJORMOTIONPICTURESASX-MEN, AUSTRALIA,VANHELSING, PRSTIGE,ANDFLUSHEDAWAYILOVEYOUUUUU!!!!!!!!!
*passes out*
Fanboy's friend: Please excuse my friend for his Fanboy Freakout.

by Nick Obsuth February 22, 2009

Bazam

An exclamation of something being the maximum amount of pure, unfiltered, unedited awesomeness that can be physically manifested on a three-dimentional plane

Chuck Norris turned level 4 Super Saiyan riding on the back of a giant bengel-tiger made of lightning, fighting Mr. T in control of an epic Fighting-Robot modeled after a dragon, inside of an erupting volcano.

That's what Bazam is.

by Nick Obsuth February 4, 2009