Definitions by Nick Mihi.

Gonk 

Slang for Algonquin, the cheapest and shittiest dorm at FAU. Can also be used to refer to any shithole on the planet.

Tom:Hey I live in the Gonk.
Nelson:Damn, that place is such a shithole, I pity you.
Tom:Thanks for your sympathy, dumbass

Gonk by Nick Mihi. May 5, 2006

Doral 

Fuckin Shitty-ass cigarettes

I'd rather smoke cock than a fuckin Doral, and I'm man who is straight as fuck.

Doral by Nick Mihi. May 5, 2006