Nick Den's definitions

Jason Friedberg

One of satan's workers who, along with partner Aaron Selzter, plots to destroy the world by releasing so many terrible films that our sense of humor is lost forever, thus thrusting the world into a constant state of being pissed off.

"Why did you kill that guy?"

"I watched a Jason Friedberg movie and I just needed to kill somebody to settle down."

by Nick Den October 20, 2008

Donkey Shit

Any film created by Jason Freidberg and Adam Seltzer

Disaster Movie, Epic Movie, Date Movie, Meet the Spartans, were all pieces of donkey shit, and Jason Freidberg and Adam Seltzer should be shit on by donkey's for having created them.

by Nick Den October 20, 2008

Aaron Selzter

One of Satan's workers who, along with partner Jason Friedberg, plans on destroying the world by creating so many terrible films that it causes everyone to lose their sense of humor, thrusting everyone into a constant state of being pissed off.

"God you are fucking stupid"

"Hey, at least I'm not Aaron Selzter"

by Nick Den October 20, 2008