After his pet baboon got out of its cage and threw its feces all around the house, Mike totally went apeshit.
(go apeshit)
(go apeshit)
by Nick D October 21, 2005
The strongest alcoholic beverage that an underage person can legally buy. It's usually sold in 1 oz. bottles for about $4 each, so it's not at all cheap. However the alcohol content can be as high as 84% (168 proof), so it's almost worth it. Also, it burns worse than any other alcoholic beverage when going down. Don't shoot it.
Matt could handle 10 shots of 151 without too much trouble, but when he tried the same with lemon extract he had to get his stomach pumped.
1 oz. lemon extract + 1 tbsp sugar + 5 oz water = Nick D's Hard Lemonade
After shooting 5 bottles of lemon extract straight, Jimmy went to the hospital for a throat transplant.
1 oz. lemon extract + 1 tbsp sugar + 5 oz water = Nick D's Hard Lemonade
After shooting 5 bottles of lemon extract straight, Jimmy went to the hospital for a throat transplant.
by Nick D October 29, 2003
by Nick D February 21, 2003
Your wife: "Hi honey...my, you're home late. What did you do today?"
You: "Jack."
Your wife: "How was your day at work?"
You: "What? Where's my dinner?"
You: "Jack."
Your wife: "How was your day at work?"
You: "What? Where's my dinner?"
by Nick D September 09, 2006
A shady, conniving person who could strike at anytime without warning. Similar to a gorilla in the mist.
Mary: "I've had enough of your insensitivity! I'm leaving!"
Larry: "Hey, quit blocking the TV!"
Mary: "I'M LEAVING YOU, YOU ASSHOLE!!!"
Larry: "So what? Oh damn, did you see that catch T.O. just made? Un-be-fucking-lievable!"
Mary: "I think I'm going to start seeing Fred, from the office. He's a real gentleman and can fulfill my needs, unlike YOU!"
Larry: "Whatever, bitch. That guy's a real snake in the grass, don't waste your time. It's halftime...get over here and hop on my johnson."
Larry: "Hey, quit blocking the TV!"
Mary: "I'M LEAVING YOU, YOU ASSHOLE!!!"
Larry: "So what? Oh damn, did you see that catch T.O. just made? Un-be-fucking-lievable!"
Mary: "I think I'm going to start seeing Fred, from the office. He's a real gentleman and can fulfill my needs, unlike YOU!"
Larry: "Whatever, bitch. That guy's a real snake in the grass, don't waste your time. It's halftime...get over here and hop on my johnson."
by Nick D March 04, 2005
bang her, give her the dick. If you're Italian, you can say "the italian sausage", if you're Polish you can say "the polish sausage" or "the ol' kielbasa", if you're German you can say "the ol' bratwurst".
The first time I saw her, she gave me that old-fashioned romantic feeling, where I'd do anything to slip her the sausage, preferably indabutt.
by Nick D February 18, 2003
A more politically correct word commonly used to mean "fat" or "chubby". Ironically, the person in question is generally not healthy in the classic sense, although well-fed.
Ethel: "So doc, what's the news?"
Doctor: "To be honest with you, your health isn't good at all. In fact, you're extremely healthy."
Doctor: "To be honest with you, your health isn't good at all. In fact, you're extremely healthy."
by Nick D September 01, 2004