Nick Benson's definitions

tradewinds

The act of farting in someones mouth and then promptly kissing them

My girlfriend likes the smell of her own farts so much that I frequently partake in the commerce of fart trading, known as "Tradewinds"

by Nick Benson September 23, 2006

road chicken

Extreme ass busting in a confined/secured space, generally an automobile, and partaking in an iron-man-like event where the contestants attempt to last the longest without breeching the security of the space and gasping for oxygen; leaving one's ass vacant and the car full

On our recent Vegas trip Fred left us a tasty Road Chicken.

by Nick Benson September 23, 2006