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spousemouse

A spouse who cannot do a thing without checking with the other half first. Usually, a husband who has been de-nutted, and is beaten down.
JPL: Hey LL, do you want to come over to watch the big game today.

LL: Not sure, have to check with the wife.

JPL: Your such a spousemouse ... regain your manhood, damn it.

LL: OK, maybe I'll check with her after I get done with the laundry.
by Newman S. November 27, 2011
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twixting

Outlawed in all but three states, twixting is a double pleasure not easily equaled.
by Newman S. November 29, 2011
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