NewJeruse's definitions

Awtastic

Something that is so retarded that it's enjoyable.

"I'mma hit myself in the nuts with this spiked bat."

"Bro, that is freaking awtastic"

by NewJeruse February 3, 2010

MoFireFist

MoFireFist is someone who plays football a lot and cannot drop a single pass, and afterwords he goes about saving the world and such.

"Look over there, is that MoFireFist beating up those thugs?"

"Oh man, I heard he had 15 catches today and no drops."

by NewJeruse February 3, 2010