University qualified sad-ass who has to screw everyone, including themselves, to make a living. Usually seen in bars. Not to be confused with Ally McBeal.
"Aw shit, I've hit something with my car"
"Don't worry, it's only a lawyer. You're doing us and him a favour."
"Don't worry, it's only a lawyer. You're doing us and him a favour."
by New York Bar Association February 06, 2003