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Petus is a term for a full-grown male who has
a penis
so small
it could be
the penis
of a fetus.
"
That guy
showed me his penis in
the bathroom
. It was so small
I'm sure
it was a petus."
petus
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New Year's In Tampa
April 18, 2009
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