Definitions by New Janet’s Purple Potion
Deltoids
The shoulder muscles that didn’t ask for attention… but get it anyway. Widely regarded as suspiciously irresistible. You look once, then immediately look again just to confirm it’s not a trick.
Advanced lore:
Only certain people really get it. If you know, you know. And somehow… there are always watermelons involved in the understanding.
Special ability:
May cause an unusual increase in agreement. Results include spontaneous “yes,” sudden cooperation, and a complete loss of argumentative energy when deployed.
Advanced lore:
Only certain people really get it. If you know, you know. And somehow… there are always watermelons involved in the understanding.
Special ability:
May cause an unusual increase in agreement. Results include spontaneous “yes,” sudden cooperation, and a complete loss of argumentative energy when deployed.
“I was trying to focus, but the deltoids said absolutely not.”
Disclaimer:
Irresistible? Yes.
Appropriate to deploy at all times? No.
Universally understood? Absolutely not.
Still a last-resort move… but dangerously effective.
Disclaimer:
Irresistible? Yes.
Appropriate to deploy at all times? No.
Universally understood? Absolutely not.
Still a last-resort move… but dangerously effective.
Deltoids by New Janet’s Purple Potion April 13, 2026