New Country Mornings's definitions

dirt squirrel

a name used for anyone who has skipped their daily hygiene basics, ie no shower.

Also used to reference your OWN lack of hygienic preparedness.

"You're on day three of that outfit and you smell like the pizza from yesterday, ya frickin dirt squirrel."

or

"I'm at the point where I've flipped my boxers inside out and turned them around... I'm dirt squirreling like a boss."

by New Country Mornings May 21, 2016