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A city people growing up in/living in during the 90's (Aka "The Golden Age") could fall in love with. I never even knew there was a desert around boise until I became a frequent flier. But anyways...

Boise in the 90's was a peaceful area, and I know this becuase I lived in a neighborhood full of child rapists and never once got abducted walking home from school. There was a slighty more creative slang language back then too. Old playground insults like "Gaywaud" were sputtered about, resulting in laughter, and people didn't seem to get offended as much. There were a lot less fads polluting the environment (To name a few that we have today.... emo, chav, juggalo, skater, WoW subscriber, country music, believing in global warming, atheism etc.) , so basically a more intelligent generation of people.

People would gather and listen to some good tunes like The Smashing Pumpkins. They could aslo gather and play video games that actually had a plot and treasure the silly/cheesy gameplay and jagged graphics.

Boise now, however, is something of a cess pool. It has expanded and practically absorbed the less interesting places like Nampa, Caldwell, and Meridian. Retards, chavs, and bums cloud the streets like a plague. More califronians have slipped in, and the city altogether has devolved. The camelot era is forgotten. It's as though God has decided to take a big dump on my childhood. The sandbox has filled up with dogterds! (Wtf? Thought I had a fence?)

The rest of Idaho is pretty much the same. A shithole with lots of egotistical, argumentative, moronic, opinionated, "Open minded" (Drug addicted), Guitar-game-appendage obsessed freak liberals. Or the occasional hillbilly you see working at the Goodwill store that just irks the fuck out of you. You really don't want to live here.
Boise was a great place to live ten years ago.
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