2 definitions by Ner For Sure

(noun) The state of complete darkness. Failure to give a fuck. The urge to stay high as fuck all day err day. A flawless way of living life grand.
"I got a new job dude! straight blackness!!!"
by Ner For Sure April 30, 2009
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(noun) an unexpected, spontaneous, explosive release of ones inner excitement.
"All we heard was, 'OH YAH!!!!!!' from the other room, i figured my roommate had a crack spasm."
by Ner For Sure April 30, 2009
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