2 definitions by NeoLeeches
A Gideon knows your thoughts because his heart is just that big. Probably works at Taco Bell but is so super intelligent his sauce is lazy. He is not a Stanley. His wisdom is special. He will literally take a firework to the arm to save the tribe. Some refer to his numbness as a sexy coping mechanism. Plays video games a lot and has a great talent for being real. Sublime smile. Some call Gideons the can of soup. Gideons are related to Big Hoss' but are more sensitive. They have purple twins with fish heart. And in the jamborees Gideons play the kazoo. Love your Gideon as he is precious. Must give him tickles so he grows big and strong.
Sam: I saw a Gideon the other day. Gave me Gideon eyes. Felt him inside of my soul like a warm tuba full of coleslaw that my Grandmother made.
Susan: Lucky mcgoo.
Susan: Lucky mcgoo.
by NeoLeeches December 24, 2022
Troubling your father during youth by shit blasting his mistress in the guest house through the backdoor specifically with cashmere and chocolate as you held Betty close like a good big spoon. Go forth men of God and cuggle well until our nation is great again.
Ignore ol' Lassander he prefers a straight shag but good boy Finn will cuggles Miss Macintosh while the childs r away. Hurray. Grt it.
by NeoLeeches July 2, 2022