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Definitions by Nellie Lovett

with a mattress in the back 

a way to spice up any sentence in a way that even "your mom", "that's what she said", or "in your granny's oven" can not achieve; from the hit movie edward scissorhands.
Bob: I did some gardening today.
Fred: ...WITH A MATTRESS IN THE BACK!

Bill Gates 

someone who is consistently unable to handle this; the source of all the nation's problems; a handy substitute for "your mom".
1. Bill Gates, can you handle this? I don't think he can handle this!

2. I'm having trouble starting my lawn mower...must be Bill Gates again.

3. Bill Gates goes to college.
Bill Gates by Nellie Lovett May 3, 2008