Definitions by Neil White

jacking the dog off to feed the cat

Having bad times financially. Not having any money, being broke.

I have been so broke, I had to start jacking the dog off to feed the cat!

jacking the dog off to feed the cat by Neil White November 5, 2008

Dog days 

The state in which one is in such poverty, that they are forced to stimulate the dog to ejaculate with their hand for food for their cat.

These have been such dog days, I have had to jack the dog off to feed the cat!

Dog days by Neil White October 30, 2006