4 definitions by Neil Gaiman fanboy
Maria: Hey Derek, how did your date go last night.
Derek: It was great until we went back to her place to fool around and she bit my cock while giving me a blowjob.
Maria:Oh god!
Derek: Yeah, I might have to get stitches on my dick.
Maria: Aww! Baby shark!
Derek: It was great until we went back to her place to fool around and she bit my cock while giving me a blowjob.
Maria:Oh god!
Derek: Yeah, I might have to get stitches on my dick.
Maria: Aww! Baby shark!
by Neil Gaiman fanboy March 18, 2019
(Mark and Holly are under the covers doing the oldest dance in the universe(Dude, they're fucking)
Holly:"OH Mark! Right there! Yeah! Now put it in my butt!"
Mark:"How about I go down on you? Sounds better doesn't it?"
Holly:"Come on Mark, don't be such a Vagigan!"
Holly:"OH Mark! Right there! Yeah! Now put it in my butt!"
Mark:"How about I go down on you? Sounds better doesn't it?"
Holly:"Come on Mark, don't be such a Vagigan!"
by Neil Gaiman fanboy August 15, 2018
When an individual sneezes and farts due to the sheer force of the sneeze.( Not to be confused with Leonard Snart who is a comic-book character)
Frankie:"Hey man, how'd your date with Ashley go?"
Jimmy:"There was awkward silence when she first sat down. But then she accidentally snarted and we both started laughing. I loosened up a bit myself, the rest of the date was fun and we totally banged."
Frankie:"Good for you man, I told you she was the one for you."
Jimmy:"There was awkward silence when she first sat down. But then she accidentally snarted and we both started laughing. I loosened up a bit myself, the rest of the date was fun and we totally banged."
Frankie:"Good for you man, I told you she was the one for you."
by Neil Gaiman fanboy August 15, 2018
Another word for food porn.Which is any sort of media that explicitly exhibits delicious food to stir an appetite in the viewer/reader/listener.
Hey Norm!I watched some chicken soup forn last night so I made some for dinner yesterday.I have a bit leftover if you would like to have some.
by Neil Gaiman fanboy February 17, 2018