Neil Baxter's definitions
Lai-djunn n.
One who speaks in inverted commas or italics, i.e. to sound unintentionally sarcastic at all times irrespective of whatever degree of sincerity might might be intended.
(Named after John Lydon a.k.a. 'Johnny Rotten').
One who speaks in inverted commas or italics, i.e. to sound unintentionally sarcastic at all times irrespective of whatever degree of sincerity might might be intended.
(Named after John Lydon a.k.a. 'Johnny Rotten').
"My dear... I really 'enjoyed' that meal... I can honestly say that it was the 'finest meal' I have eaten for days."
"Sir - may I take it that you are a Lydon... for if so, I do not appreciate the jest!"
"Nay madam, I jest not... and your culinary skill is only surpassed by your unfading beauty."
"Ye git - now I know you're taking the piss!"
From "The Importance Of Being Sarcastic" By Oscar Wired.
"Sir - may I take it that you are a Lydon... for if so, I do not appreciate the jest!"
"Nay madam, I jest not... and your culinary skill is only surpassed by your unfading beauty."
"Ye git - now I know you're taking the piss!"
From "The Importance Of Being Sarcastic" By Oscar Wired.
by Neil Baxter October 12, 2005
Get the Lydonmug. Berr-uff (n.)
The low sonorous fart that starts off sounding like a burp but ends up 'fizzling out' at the end... can often be affected by following through and therefore should be attempted only when sat on the toilet.
The low sonorous fart that starts off sounding like a burp but ends up 'fizzling out' at the end... can often be affected by following through and therefore should be attempted only when sat on the toilet.
Wooster laughed.
"You may think this bally foolish of me Jeeves, old sport, but yesterday I risked a brough over at the Twamley's residence... Bally lucky I hadn't eaten the pea soup, what?"
"Indeed sir" replied the snooty butler.
From "Sniff That Jeeves" by F.U. Shithouse.
"You may think this bally foolish of me Jeeves, old sport, but yesterday I risked a brough over at the Twamley's residence... Bally lucky I hadn't eaten the pea soup, what?"
"Indeed sir" replied the snooty butler.
From "Sniff That Jeeves" by F.U. Shithouse.
by Neil Baxter October 8, 2005
Get the broughmug.