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Kwiid-itch, n.
1. Fictional Sport in the 'Harry Potter' novels involving bats, balls, brooms and C.G.I. effects - no doubt to be frowned upon when some daft bugger emulates it and falls to his/her doom on discovering they can't really fly.
2. The type of sneeze that starts in the nostrils, causing one to clamp one's teeth and close the mouth, resulting in sneezing a large clod of snot into one's hand that's in such a vast amount that it can't be wiped onto one's clothing discreetly.
1. Fictional Sport in the 'Harry Potter' novels involving bats, balls, brooms and C.G.I. effects - no doubt to be frowned upon when some daft bugger emulates it and falls to his/her doom on discovering they can't really fly.
2. The type of sneeze that starts in the nostrils, causing one to clamp one's teeth and close the mouth, resulting in sneezing a large clod of snot into one's hand that's in such a vast amount that it can't be wiped onto one's clothing discreetly.
"Quidditch" Ron exclaimed.
"Yeah," said Harry, closing his potions book. "I'm tired of studying... let's go and have some practice before Saturday's match".
Ron looked sheepish and attempted a grin. "Sorry mate" he said red-faced, "I just sneezed... you ain't got a tissue have you?"
from "Harry Potter and the HalfBaked Plot" by K.J. Growling
"Yeah," said Harry, closing his potions book. "I'm tired of studying... let's go and have some practice before Saturday's match".
Ron looked sheepish and attempted a grin. "Sorry mate" he said red-faced, "I just sneezed... you ain't got a tissue have you?"
from "Harry Potter and the HalfBaked Plot" by K.J. Growling
by Neil Baxter October 12, 2005
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2. The past term for 'thing', that being a thong which a thuperb thinger things thplendidly.
3. The sound of a REALLY well thrown dart hitting the bullseye.
2. The past term for 'thing', that being a thong which a thuperb thinger things thplendidly.
3. The sound of a REALLY well thrown dart hitting the bullseye.
"Thung!"
"Thaaat's the boooolz-high!"
"Thaaat's the boooolz-high!"
by Neil Baxter October 11, 2005
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