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friglet

The offspring of a pig and a frog... basically the child of Kermit and Miss Piggy.

Also known as a 'frig' or a 'pog'.

The friglet is a delicacy amongst the French (even though they'll basically eat anything) yet is hard to catch: although it's grunts can be heard for miles, the little critter can jump 27 feet at a time, therefore anyone who's ever caught one is often referred to as being 'a lucky frigger'.
"Kermie... I want for us to settle down and have friglets"

"Oh but Piggy... we've gotten low ceilings... surely they'll hurt themselves?"

"Hmm... you're right... forget it... let's just have a zany adventure featuring some famous folks instead!"

From 'Muppet & Muppettability' by Austin Jayne.
by Neil Baxter October 8, 2005
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Lydon

Lai-djunn n.

One who speaks in inverted commas or italics, i.e. to sound unintentionally sarcastic at all times irrespective of whatever degree of sincerity might might be intended.

(Named after John Lydon a.k.a. 'Johnny Rotten').
"My dear... I really 'enjoyed' that meal... I can honestly say that it was the 'finest meal' I have eaten for days."

"Sir - may I take it that you are a Lydon... for if so, I do not appreciate the jest!"

"Nay madam, I jest not... and your culinary skill is only surpassed by your unfading beauty."

"Ye git - now I know you're taking the piss!"

From "The Importance Of Being Sarcastic" By Oscar Wired.
by Neil Baxter October 12, 2005
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