Definitions by Nedge son

Noots 

The formal version of testicles, used only in the most sophisticated settings, such as black tie events and fancy dinner parties. It must be pronounced in a very high pitched voice, if it is not done in this way it will not be taken seriously.

Example: I accidentally dipped my noots into his wine glass when he wasn't looking.

Noots by Nedge son August 1, 2016