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Cockblockdown

When you can't get laid because lockdown restrictions prevent you from travelling and meeting other people.

"You getting laid tonight?"
"Can't, the government just put us under another cockblockdown."

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When you can't get laid because lockdown prevents you from travelling and socialising.

"You getting any tonight?"
"Can't, the government has just announced another cockblockdown."

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