Nathaniel Graves's definitions

urinalization

The mental process a man goes through when he enters a public restroom quickly heading directly towards his favorite urinal only to realize someone else is currently using it and must quickly make a decision on another urinal to use without upsetting the urinal etiquette balance.

Dude... I went into the bathroom and had an urinalization. It was a close call because I nearly had a urinal checkmate on my hands.

by Nathaniel Graves January 12, 2012