Nate The Ape's definitions

En Serio

Spanish for 'seriously', often used as a polite way of showing lack of interest, or as a cop-out to having an intellectual conversation with your friends

Juan: "Estoy deprimido" ('I'm depressed')
Maria: "En serio"

by Nate The Ape August 21, 2020

Pianus

A 'pianus' is a piano with penuses as keys, with the white keys being white penuses and the black keys being black penuses.

Pianus teacher: "Okay Lindsay, are you ready to learn how to play the pianus?"
Lindsay: "No! The pianus makes my fingers sticky!!!"

by Nate The Ape January 29, 2020

Wax Job

The Wax Job is the act of ejaculating in a female's ear, and preserving it until the semen turns into an orange wax, then using a Q-Tip to clean it up like ear wax, creating a pleasurable euphoric sensation. Combined with other stimulation it can result in toe-curling orgasms

Uncle Bill: 'How'd your date with Sandy go?'
Jerry: 'It went great, I gave her a Wax Job!'

by Nate The Ape September 20, 2019