Nashi Kitty's definitions
When a male is so lazy and retarded that he has sex on the couch in stead of just simply moving somewhere else.
John was so anxious and lazy, that he could not wait to just move to a bed, so he and Kaitlyn did it on the couch. What a Couch Fucker....
by Nashi Kitty December 19, 2016
Get the Couch Fuckermug.