Definitions by Narwhal Rider

shat mastering 

Literally, the act of mastering shat; asserting your natural authority over God's putty; indulging in a dance under chocolate rain. Also, dominating a predictably submissive William Shatner.

"Wow, I had no idea you were into shat mastering... Are you busy tonight?"

"Look at that shat master! He's totally giving it to the Shat!!"

shat mastering by Narwhal Rider March 2, 2009

twat knuckle 

In the literal sense, something utterly uncomfortable and unnatural--an aberration. In addition, a complete asshole; someone whose presence makes you wish time travel existed so you might jump back to their conception and prevent it. A total cunt.

"You're such a fucking twat knuckle."

"My twat knuckle is really achy today!"

twat knuckle by Narwhal Rider March 2, 2009

fart stack 

A tower of farts, like piled pancakes or smokestacks. Moreover, someone who's noxious, unbearable, and downright disgusting.

"Your mom is a fart stack."

"Ugh, I laid the most rancid fart stack earlier."

fart stack by Narwhal Rider March 2, 2009