Definitions by Narwhal Nation

Flex Zoned 

When one is attempting to engage in sexual intercourse with a female and said female uses her vaginal muscles to shut the opening detering one's attempt in any sexual act involving the vagina rendering the male participant "flex zoned"

Jon: I was hooking up with this girl and I couldn't get my finger in and then she told my whole band about it, it was embarrassing.

Chat: Yo, you got flex zoned!

Flex Zoned by Narwhal Nation September 1, 2014

liam neesence 

A term used to express ones feeling of actor Liam Neeson being their shit.

Yo, tooken two starring the admirable liam neesence.

liam neesence by Narwhal Nation November 26, 2013