Napoleon Dizzle's definitions

eccruement

Eccruement is fecel matter that has not yet left the body (become excrement) and is accruing significant interest as it digests.

It is symptomatic of a heavy, unstable feeling in the stomach or lower intestine. One may feel or hear movements which attract concern in one's digestive process.

I don't feel so good; I'm getting some serious eccruement from last night's man schnitty.

by Napoleon Dizzle June 17, 2008

Heshcut

When a person with long, unkempt hair goes to the hairdresser, and comes back with his/her hair looking just as mangy and unkempt as before.

I thought you said Tim got a haircut? It looks the same as when he left.

Yeah, I think he just got a heshcut.

by Napoleon Dizzle August 3, 2008

Kaleidocock

A person who is a complete cock no matter which way you look at it.

John: Frank is such a cock.

Matt: Maybe he's just misunderstood.

John: No, he's a kaleidocock.

by Napoleon Dizzle October 6, 2008