A person who is a complete cock no matter which way you look at it.
John: Frank is such a cock.
Matt: Maybe he's just misunderstood.
John: No, he's a kaleidocock.
When a person with long, unkempt hair goes to the hairdresser, and comes back with his/her hair looking just as mangy and unkempt as before.
I thought you said Tim got a haircut? It looks the same as when he left.
Yeah, I think he just got a heshcut.
Eccruement is fecel matter that has not yet left the body (become excrement) and is accruing significant interest as it digests.
It is symptomatic of a heavy, unstable feeling in the stomach or lower intestine. One may feel or hear movements which attract concern in one's digestive process.
I don't feel so good; I'm getting some serious eccruement from last night's man schnitty.