2 definitions by Napkin Water
Not in any specific order, place your hands upon your balls for 5 minutes. Push the almond center to the back and stretch the skin as far as possible. Next, salivate in the small "bowl" created by your nut skin. Using a hair straightener, seam the edges of the skin and begin steaming for 10-15 minutes.
by Napkin Water February 2, 2020
On a calculator, if one was to type in nigger using the functions on that calculator, they would end up with 437.4. This number is fabled to be one of the gods and can explain everything existing within the small mass of knowledge us humans possess. Is this the aliens, or is Obama having too much fun toying with the population?
Hey, I just typed n1gg3r into the calculator and got 437.4. Is Obama pulling the wool over my eyes?
I don’t know nigga, I’m just a humble poop dealer. Do you want it chunky or smooth?
My nigga, the fuck you be sayin, of course I want chunky bruh.
I don’t know nigga, I’m just a humble poop dealer. Do you want it chunky or smooth?
My nigga, the fuck you be sayin, of course I want chunky bruh.
by Napkin Water May 10, 2019