sexopoly

a complete monopoly by one person or group of the sex life of another person or group.

Wendy has a sexopoly on me, I haven't had sex with someone else in over six months!

by Nannah Yelir October 16, 2008

Chairricade

noun: A barricade made up in its entirety by chairs (or other similar sitting devices)

verb: (to chairricade): the act of setting up a chairricade.

Holy crap! Zombies! Set up a chairricade NOW!

We're chairricaded in! There's no way out!

by Nannah Yelir April 15, 2009