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A form of the martial arts used by the ninjew. Kept secret among the Hebrew people, jew-fu allows the ninjew to perform spectacular feats of dexterity, dominate his opponents, or open an otherwise stubborn beer. Used by ninjews to fight pirates.
Darrin: How the hell did you beat me?
Ted: I'm a ninjew.
Darrin: Oh yeah, I forgot. Pwned by the jew-fu again.
Ted: I'm a ninjew.
Darrin: Oh yeah, I forgot. Pwned by the jew-fu again.
by Nacho Dan June 30, 2004
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Generally the product of optimistic programmers or overambitious managers, feature creep is generally considered a bad thing. Feature creep makes a program that would have done one thing well into a program that does ten things, all poorly. Microsoft Outlook suffers badly from feature creep.
Generally the product of optimistic programmers or overambitious managers, feature creep is generally considered a bad thing. Feature creep makes a program that would have done one thing well into a program that does ten things, all poorly. Microsoft Outlook suffers badly from feature creep.
Her: Oh, we could add TCP/IP remote management!
Him: We need to make sure it has a standard SNMP interface. And metrics analysis.
Me: Watch out for feature creep - it's only a screen saver.
Him: We need to make sure it has a standard SNMP interface. And metrics analysis.
Me: Watch out for feature creep - it's only a screen saver.
by Nacho Dan July 8, 2004
Get the feature creep mug.(vt) to totally pwn, dominate, and/or abuse. Implies an excessively one-sided competition, action or event, to the point of gratuitousness. When one is shazored, one's opponent left no doubt as to who was in control. A good shazoring will cause spectators to remember the incident wherein one was shazored more than the events surrounding it.
Derived from Ernest Shazor, a football player at the University of Michigan, and inspired by his last-minute heroics in the game against Purdue University on October 23, 2004.
Derived from Ernest Shazor, a football player at the University of Michigan, and inspired by his last-minute heroics in the game against Purdue University on October 23, 2004.
"Did you see Shazor when he shazored the receiver??"
"I'm gonna totally shazor my thermo exam."
"Bust out the Everclear - I'm getting shazored tonight."
"I'm gonna totally shazor my thermo exam."
"Bust out the Everclear - I'm getting shazored tonight."
by Nacho Dan November 3, 2004
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