NOT Fernando's definitions

splinks

NOT a slur

Fernando: Those dang splinks!

Smart person: Splinks isn't a slur!

by NOT Fernando June 17, 2021

kookie wookie

Literally the worst person to exist. So dumb and annoying, but undercover name for someone that you hate but don't have the heart to tell them because you feel bad for them.

You're such a kookie wookie all the time.

by NOT Fernando March 4, 2022