Precum

(N) 1. The liquid which oozes out of either the vagina or penis prior to 'cumming'
2. The watery liquid which shoots out of a ketchup bottle as soon as you try to squeeze it.

1. Aww no man, the precum is all over my bed.
2. Eww! There's precum all over my fries!

by NERGN June 02, 2015