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When you can't decide is someone/thing is retarded or dorky.
John- " I am going to go skydiving and try to not open my chute until it is almost too late. Then I am going to have a date with my cat....wine and cheese"

Alyssa- "John, you are redorkted!"
by MysticDreamer31 May 5, 2010
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