Definitions by Mystic Orange Peel

Cranberrying

Name relating to the late Dolores O'Riordan , former lead singer from the pop-rock band The Cranberries . Cranberrying is generally when a public figure or person of note passes away. All of a sudden "friends" and "fans" come out of the woodwork to mourn the death of this person they never mentioned they were a fan of prior to their death.

Oh for gods sake...Aimee, who never once mentioned David Bowie in the 13 years I knew her is suddenly painted up like Aladin Sane with Bowies discography on loop for the past week. Total Cranberrying!

Have you seen the Cranberrying all over social media this week? Everyone is all of a sudden Anthony Bourdains biggest fan!

Cranberrying by Mystic Orange Peel December 4, 2018

Conkie

A Conkie is generally regarded as someone or something that fails on multiple occasions

Gee, That Callum sure is a Conkie

My car has Conked out again. It's a total Conkie now

Buffoon Dunce Ludicrous Moron Jackass Clown Clutz Fool Dud Ridiculous

Conkie by Mystic Orange Peel January 23, 2016

Gorringe 

unsuccessfully trying to lure a female into your lair

"I just got gorringed" "He pulled a gorringe"

Gorringe by Mystic Orange Peel April 1, 2009