Netflix and Krill

Like the original, but with whales.

Whale 1: Bleeeearrrgghhhh
Whale 2: Blooooosssshhhh
Whale 3: Anyone up for some Netflix and Krill?
Whale 2: Fuck off mate I'm tryna be a whale

by Mystic Master May 28, 2018

Jaden

The most Fucking badass dude you've ever seen. He'll steal your girl, and then he'll steal your friends, and then he'll steal your soul. He's a fucking legend and can make you laugh so hard your anus comes out your mouth.

Guy: That guy just stole my girl!
You: He stole mine too!
Other Guy: He must be a Jaden.

by Mystic Master April 03, 2018