Definitions by Mystic Master

Netflix and Krill 

Like the original, but with whales.

Whale 1: Bleeeearrrgghhhh
Whale 2: Blooooosssshhhh
Whale 3: Anyone up for some Netflix and Krill?
Whale 2: Fuck off mate I'm tryna be a whale

Netflix and Krill by Mystic Master May 28, 2018

Jaden 

The most Fucking badass dude you've ever seen. He'll steal your girl, and then he'll steal your friends, and then he'll steal your soul. He's a fucking legend and can make you laugh so hard your anus comes out your mouth.

Guy: That guy just stole my girl!
You: He stole mine too!
Other Guy: He must be a Jaden.

Jaden by Mystic Master April 3, 2018