2 definitions by Mysterious Dust

China

The country that makes everything. In 2100 they will be making our air.

China in 2100: Buy our air or suffocate
Guy: Mr. President can we stop buying China's air they keep on threatening us with it
Mr. President: But it's so cheap though

by Mysterious Dust November 2, 2019

China

The country that every American hasn't gone to thinks is hell.

Guy 1: If you go to China you will be shot for no reason

Chinese Dude - hey I've lived my whole life there and I'm not in prison or anything

by Mysterious Dust November 1, 2019