Mysterious Dust's definitions

China

The country that every American hasn't gone to thinks is hell.

Guy 1: If you go to China you will be shot for no reason

Chinese Dude - hey I've lived my whole life there and I'm not in prison or anything

by Mysterious Dust November 1, 2019

China

The country that makes everything. In 2100 they will be making our air.

China in 2100: Buy our air or suffocate
Guy: Mr. President can we stop buying China's air they keep on threatening us with it
Mr. President: But it's so cheap though

by Mysterious Dust November 2, 2019