Definitions by MyMindIsNothingButStatic

Relarptionship

A fake relationship often given by people who cannot say no to being asked if they want to partake in a relationship, usually dragged on for months behind the targets back until something happens and they are told, then promptly blocked.

I cannot believe you threw me into a relarptionship!

Relarptionship by MyMindIsNothingButStatic July 21, 2026

Starsimp 

A word used to describe a person with unconditional and sometimes irrational emotional attachment to SpaceX’s Starship spacecraft, often posting about it on social media to use against others for entertainment purposes, specifically against users with an interest in the Artemis or NASA programs.

“Man she is acting like a real Starsimp”

Starsimp by MyMindIsNothingButStatic June 19, 2025