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Dominic

Dominic’s are short, fast, and have really bad hairlines. Dominic’s are very interesting people. Dominic’s always laugh at every single joke their crush makes. Dominic’s also have huge crushes on Brooke’s. Dominic’s favourite pizza place is Domino’s.

Girl 1: I think I like Dominic

Girl 2: Why! He’s so short!
Girl 1: Ya I know! But, I like his ugly hairline

by My mom loves me November 15, 2019