Definitions by Muy mal

low carbtarded 

When you are on a low carb diet and feel like your brain is off

I ate 10 grams of carbs today.. I feel low carbtarded

low carbtarded by Muy mal September 14, 2013

bachelorstard 

A friend or some guy you know that is a single asshole

Hey you know john doe? Hes such a bachelorstard

bachelorstard by Muy mal September 14, 2013