Definitions by Mutt the Dog

Chicago Cigarette 

A Chicago Cigarette is the act of having someone fellate you by putting your penis in their tracheotomy stoma.

The advantage of dating smokers is, after they get throat cancer, they can give you a Chicago Cigarette. Shit's tight, yo.

Chicago Cigarette by Mutt the Dog January 31, 2014

jumbone 

To fuck a fat chick, usually to distract her while your friend tries to score with her hot friend.

I was playing wingman when Dave hooked up with Kelly, so I had to jumbone her friend.

jumbone by Mutt the Dog November 19, 2007