Mustache Man's definitions

chupathingy

What Sarge calls the Chupacabra while making fun of grif

Sarge-See these two tow hooks...they look like tusks...and what kind of animal has tusks?
Grif-a walrus
Sarge-son, I thought I told you to stop making up animals. So if anyone has anymore Mythical creatures to name the jeep, Im sticking with Warthog....how bout it grif?
Grif-No sir
Sarge-You sure? come on, bigfoot
Grif...ahhh...no sir
sarge-Unicorn
Grif-No
Sarge-Yeti
grif-No
Simmons-Leprachaun?
Grif-Shutup, he doesn't need help
Sarge-Hey simmons, whats the name of that mexican lizard, eats all the goats/
Simmons-Uhh, I believe you are thinking of the chupacabra sir
Sarge-Hey grif...chupathingy...i like it, it has a ring to it

by Mustache Man March 3, 2005

AOL

Stands for American Online, the crappiest internet service ever created in the history of the world. Supposedly corupts your hard-drive so you can using nothing BUT AOL

Mom look! its aol! 8mom pulls out .44 Magnum, shoots disc out of boys hand*
Mom in clint eastwood voice-so aol...is it five or six bullets? feeling lucky...punk?

by Mustache Man March 1, 2005