Descrobulation

The act of cleaning one's semen from one's own penis, after removing a used condom.

"Dave had to descrobulate after a particularly passionate "no homo" session with Barry."

"Three tips for a healthy lifestyle: brush your teeth twice a day; drink plenty of water; always pee after descrobulation."

by Mushy Peanis January 13, 2020

Falafelology

The study of falafels.

"Dave studied Falafelology in pursuit of the finest falafel."

by Mushy Peanis January 04, 2020