Definitions by Mushy Peanis

Descrobulation 

The act of cleaning one's semen from one's own penis, after removing a used condom.

"Dave had to descrobulate after a particularly passionate "no homo" session with Barry."

"Three tips for a healthy lifestyle: brush your teeth twice a day; drink plenty of water; always pee after descrobulation."

Descrobulation by Mushy Peanis January 13, 2020

Falafelology 

The study of falafels.

"Dave studied Falafelology in pursuit of the finest falafel."

Falafelology by Mushy Peanis January 3, 2020