A short shit who eats French fries off of the ground, and enjoys long walks around the cafeteria. They’re the weirdest of the weird. They have a strong passion for watching romance movies, and collecting bald caps. They prefer dipping their sandwich in ketchup, rather than putting it on their sandwich. Decent at Spanish. Attracts an absurd amount of fuck boys. This zombie never sleeps, yet somehow functions. They’re obsessed with guys names Seth, but would never admit it. They often settle for less than they should. They dream of dancing in the rain, and never sleep without a baseball bat and a stuffed animal (or 12). Super clumsy and awkward, but loves cooking, art, and music.
Fin Germyass: Look at that girl eating French Fries off the ground!
Ben Dover: I saw her drop them, she’s so clumsy.
Mike Hawk: I think a better word to use, would be ‘ingidifilitious’.
Ben Dover: I saw her drop them, she’s so clumsy.
Mike Hawk: I think a better word to use, would be ‘ingidifilitious’.
by Muscularist_man_alive123 December 22, 2021