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muqri

Muqri is a name usually used for hot and sexy people. Muqri has a meaning which is an "Expert in Worshipping" (Allah).
And also according to a study done by some guy in a country(Brunei), people who uses the name Muqri has a higher chance of having a six pack(not beer, aka abs).

M: Hi I'm Muqri
F: Hello Muqri, Bye
M: What's your name?
F: Did you just asked my name?
M: Yeah I did
F: OMG ARE YOU F***ING KIDDING ME, I SAID BYE
M: oh ok sorry
F: WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?
M: I just wanted to know your name
F: DONT YOU GET IT?, I DONT LIKE YOU
M: Why would you like me? We just met
F: ARE YOU TRYING TO BE RACIST YOU SMALL EYED ASIAN
M: What is going on here?? I wasn't even
F: YOU KNOW WHAT??
M: What?
F: I kinda like you, you kinda have abs down there, We should go on a date sometimes
M: Uhmmmm suuuuureeee???
F: *hands over phone number*
M: What's your name?
F: HOLY FUCK DID YOU JUST CHEAT ON ME??
M: Cheat? What are you talking about? We're not even together
F: I'M SO DONE WITH YOU, I THOUGHT YOU WERE AN EXPERT IN WORSHIPPING, APPARENTLY YOU'RE LIKE EVERY MEN!!
M: ....

by Muqjikanto January 20, 2017