Definitions by Muffy Sweets

bald mikey 

When, while part of a large group of other males, one male exposes his shaved scrotum to another member of the group, usually in a surprise manner.

Hey Chuck, look at this... ( exposed scrotum )...!

Chuck, "No way, I've been bald mikey'd!"....

bald mikey by Muffy Sweets May 23, 2010