Definitions by Muffin's Man

Titnotized 

While talking to a woman, losing one's train of thought upon catching a glimpse of her cleavage.

"I was telling Sally my favorite joke and in the middle of it she leaned forward letting me see her cleavage. I forgot the punch line and blew the joke. I was titnotized!"

Titnotized by Muffin's Man January 27, 2010