Definitions by Muff dive

surf on turf 

when you eat a girl out

i just got barreled now I'm going to surf on turf, my old lady is going to love it

surf on turf by muff dive April 9, 2015

mumification 

When someone has being drinking to the point of intoxcation and passes out.Someone then masterbates on there face and then puts tissues on,so when they wake up the tissue is stuck on there face.

Hank busted a load on Rachels face when she passed out and was nice enough to leave tissue on her face for her "mumificaton" when she wakes up.

Hey man did you do the mumification on her?

mumification by Muff dive September 16, 2009

Gorff 

When a girl is giving you a blow job and she takes it to deep in her throat and makes a Gorffing noise.

That girl sucked my dick so deep she Gorff and slurp until i came

she is a Gorff queen

Gorff by Muff dive September 16, 2009