2 definitions by Mucus Van Merkin

Telstra

1. Expensive and inoperative, though claiming to be otherwise.

2. Fucked, broken.

3. Inadequacy masked by incompetence.

Don't buy that, maye mate's got one and it's Telstra.

by Mucus Van Merkin May 12, 2004

Switkowski

A small but exceedingly smelly shit which somehow manages to get smeared liberally down the side of the bowl, on the toilet seat, on the floor and out into the hallway.

telstra

We lost our bond because someone dropped a Switkowski and we had to burn the house down.

by Mucus Van Merkin May 12, 2004