Definitions by Mrs. Crabtree

muff cabbage 

Disgusting sour feminine odor, originating from New Jersey. Can possibly be cured by using Vagisil very diligently every day. EVERY DAY.

omg, Pauly-D told me he didn't close the deal with Snooki because of her rotten muff cabbage

muff cabbage by Mrs. Crabtree October 18, 2010