Definitions by Mrs Plow

jailbait and switch 

A cougar dressed in a schoolgirl outfit

My friend thought he was hooking up with a tight little chick, but turned out to be a hag pulling a jailbait and switch.

jailbait and switch by Mrs Plow December 1, 2010

Dragging the plow 

To not open the jaw wide enough and scrape the teeth along a penis whilst giving oral sex to a guy.

I was almost there, but then she started dragging the plow.

Dragging the plow by Mrs Plow March 6, 2010